Click Here for DC Bands Telling Dirty Fetishes of 2009 in Agonizing Detail!

We've had a good year of lovers,teasers, highways, nights, fights, failures, pleasures, houses, peoples, families, frights, story tellers, thoughts, girls, boys, toys, sleepovers, dreams, machines, meals, deals, and automobiles.

The Internet does a lot of things now. It talks to you, sings to you, pleases you. It plays music and shows videos. The world is changing for better or worse. Its gonna cook your dinner and put you to bed. Take off your boots and tickle your head. We connect to people with insides by going through the far side. Plug and play and make a date. Don't forget to propagate.

People living, people dying, people getting fatter and shorter, people running all around and people singing out aloud.

We can talk about the future in the past tense and make movies about things that don't even make sense. We can run around naked and fall asleep in trees. Sing to the birds and serenade the bees.

GO OUT! GO OUT! WREAK HAVOC ON THE DAYS AND WEEKS AND YEARS TO COME! Love the world! Accept other people's beliefs but fear not your own!